I remember as a young kid, my mom used to tell me... Babil, your the laziest kid in the world.
Back then I used to think this was a bad thing.
Today I know better...
Now I know what many of you might be thinking… There he goes again... Rambling… Talking crap…
Never denied any of it, but this time I am gonna substantiate my statements with substantial proof.
Deep breath… Break the knuckles…And here goes nothing…
So people say that laziness is a bad thing… I say that laziness is the inspiration to genius.
Confused…
Allow me to explain…
If you are an Indian, chances are this story is going to sound quite familiar… Too familiar some may say…
The same old gyaan we keep havin to listen to, bout how once upon a time, a long long time ago, dad n mom had to walk ten kilometers to catch a bus to go to school... Came back walking... Did their own laundry… Cleaned their own room... Blah Blah Blah…
2007…
Fifth grade kids have their own bikes...
Moms have washing machines… And not to mention, “Surf Excel Hai Na”…
Its true… Life has become a lot easier…
These days can you imagine getting up from the couch to change the channel… Even if the TV doesn’t work, the remote does…
Picture a kitchen without a microwave… Imagine having to whip out a pan each time u want to cook / heat something…
Who uses a landline phone these days… Cell phones where its at…
Pre-cooked meals… From two minute noodles to snoodles in a cup…
The internet… To save one the trouble of going to the library or the cd shop…
How does any of this relate to laziness?
If man had not been lazy, then why would we need any of this…
Some people might want to call it convenience… “Balls”, I tell them…
Man was created lazy, by laws of nature.
He does not have the luxury of fur, like the bear…
The speed of the cheetah…
The scent of the hound…
What he was gifted, was the brain… That he has finely tweaked to utilize in enhancing laziness…
Then, redefining the odds, some genius comes along and makes something to make man even more lazier…
Like the (ahem!!!) Sauna Slim Belt… Beats slogging your ass in the gym…
The maker is a millionaire… So why did he do it…
To make the world a slimmer place?
I don’t think so…
So that he may lead a lazier life…
Final Verdict…
These days when my mom calls me a lazy bum… Well… I say, Thank you… And I mean it…
9 comments:
hehehe u and ur ridiculous insight into everything hehehe
good one bubbles.
good one Babil! saves you lazy ass atleast! lol
claiming to be as lazy as you are, its very ironic that you took the trouble of writing this... or wait, of keeping the blog itself alive!
hey!!! great work on all of your posts!!! Very true poin of view!!!
hey bro....nice one !!
sanar
hey bro....nice one !!
sanar
and amen to that..but hey any lazy bugger needs to work his ass off before he can afford to be lazy...good work though..you n your theories..lol..
-rita
An observation is just a statement, which is as good about the observer as it is about being observed. Ref. Theory of relativity
Having said that, Man was also meant to be creative besides being lazy. Today you blog to create your own space being creative with writing, none of your ancestors must have even thought of it. So its just the compensation of one priority with the other.
But thats my observation and is relative to me. Different observations will always be different hence, So why fight over personal observations?
nice..
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