Life as we know it...

When god made man.. eveything was happy.. everyone was happy.. birds chirped.. trees bloomed.. i mean.. how difficult can heaven be..?

And then he decided.. u know what.. this picture looks too good to be true.. so what did he do?

He created women..

Birds still chirped.. trees still bloomed.. but man was never the same again..

He even got kicked out of heaven, and for no fault of his own..

Picture that conversation...

Adam : Hi Honey.. Im home..

Eve : Humph..

Adam : What?

Eve : You dont love me..

Adam : Huh.. Honey seriously.. You're the only woman in existance.. I dont have much of a choice here..

Eve : What!! Is that the only reason you love me? I dont believe this.. Your sleeping on the couch mister!!!

Adam : But Honey..

Eve : Dont honey me mister.. Couch.. or you aint gettin nothin for a month..

Adam : ok.. whaeva.. (Cursing under his breath.. Women!!!)

(The next morning)

Eve : Hi Honey.. Good morning..

Adam : (Confused) Honey? Oh Oh..

Eve : (Movin in closer) Honey, I know how u kin prove to me that you love me..

Adam : (Ok now im fucked) Anything for you love..

Eve : U know the fruit that we aint supposed to eat..

Adam : Honey.. but the big voice said..

Eve : What? You Scared? I dare you..

And thats how man ended up on Earth..

(Damn)